Seniors who Trick or Treat

Old 10-22-2011, 03:58 PM
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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.



9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.



8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

And you lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,

You have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.



2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

Neighborhood with a walker.



And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.




No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
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Old 10-22-2011, 04:05 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 10-22-2011, 04:15 PM
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:):):):):):):):)
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Old 10-22-2011, 04:39 PM
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Just shared these with my siser in law and hubby. It was a great laugh. Thanks!
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That's funny.
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Old 10-22-2011, 04:54 PM
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Cute! The last one is true!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ROTFL!
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Old 10-22-2011, 05:53 PM
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I hope not to resemble those. I enjoyed reading those to my husband. Happy Holloween.
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ok..just this funny around the world. Thanks for the chuckle!
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