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Sex after death??....funny!!!

Sex after death??....funny!!!

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Old 01-20-2011, 08:01 AM
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Judy..........Judy"
"Is that you, George?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and
then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed
sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"












"No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas ."
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:03 AM
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That was way too funny. I need to forward that to some of my email friends... lol
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THANK YOU DITTER!!!
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:16 AM
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Love it Ditter - haven't heard that one before.
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:28 AM
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good one!!
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:01 AM
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Now that's funny!! :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:31 AM
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Too funny! Didn't see it coming! Thanks for all the laughs.
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:33 AM
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Thanks, Ditter, you always make my day.
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I have a friend and her an her husband could be the couple in this story! I had to send it to her! Thanks for the giggle!
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Thanks Ditter, that made me laugh on a day when I started out with mostly tears..THANKS!!!
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