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Thread: Shampoo Warning - Funny

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    Super Member Sunnie's Avatar
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    Shampoo Warning - Funny

    Shampoo Warning
    Please share with all your friends.
    I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!
    I use shampoo in the shower!
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and ......
    Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,"FOR EXTRA
    VOLUME AND BODY."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and
    I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.
    Its label reads,"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO
    REMOVE."
    Problem solved!
    If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower
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    No more going to the gym?!!! I think I love you Sunnie.

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    oh for cute sounds good to me. lol

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    That explains alot - now I know I can still have a Big Mac for lunch!

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    Problems solved!
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    halleluieh!!!
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    Oh so cute!! Hmmmm, could be true !! LOL
    take plenty of pic of family & friends, keep tabs on loved ones but make time for yourself !

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    would that it was that easy LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnie View Post
    Shampoo Warning
    Please share with all your friends.
    I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!
    I use shampoo in the shower!
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and ......
    Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,"FOR EXTRA
    VOLUME AND BODY."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and
    I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.
    Its label reads,"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO
    REMOVE."
    Problem solved!
    If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower
    I knew there was a good reason for gaining volume now I know why.LOL
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    but my Pantene comeswith built in conditioner----may not dissolve the fat orand extra body but i'm in great condition!

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