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Thread: Sick Leave - a funny

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    Super Member virtualbernie's Avatar
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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but,

    I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.



    I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then

    He would tell me to take a few days off.



    So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.



    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.



    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb

    So that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.



    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office

    And asked, 'What are you doing?'



    I told him I was a light bulb.



    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

    Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'



    I jumped down and walked out of the office...



    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,

    The Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'







    (You're gonna lovethis....)









    She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

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    I love blonde jokes!

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    Brilliant, I'm going to dye my hair blonde.

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    LOL love it

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    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how funny!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

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    Really funny. I copied it and e-mail it to some friends.
    Keep posting them.
    Thanks.
    Indiana

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    Funny, I love jokes!

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    lol!

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