Signs!....funny!!!!

Old 01-21-2011, 07:39 PM
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:lol:



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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)







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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels




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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in. "




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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."




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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."




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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."




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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."




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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."




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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."




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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."




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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."




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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."




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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."




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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"




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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."




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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.."




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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."




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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."




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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."




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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."




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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."



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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:





"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:41 PM
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lol..... thanks for keeping us laughing Ditter!
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:43 PM
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Ha ha! Great ones - all of them!!

Saw a sign on a menu in a restaurant once.

"Good food takes a long time to prepare. Yours will be ready in a minute."

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Always funny Ditter. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:56 PM
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Sign on a plumber's truck....Flush Gordon.

Sign on a 2nd hand store....Seerers and Lowbucks

Sign on a truck stop in west Texas "Diesel Fried Chicken":)
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you are too funny
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:03 PM
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Very Funny Thanks Ditter
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:12 PM
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Ouch, the plumber one hit too close to home this week! (Men just don't remember from one disaster to the next do they?)
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Thanks again Ditter :-D :thumbup:
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Funny as always!!!!
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