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Old 08-25-2011, 05:54 AM
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An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend
preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.


While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after
all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names'.


The elderly lady slowly shook her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind > about 5 years ago,

and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old goat what his name is'.
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Old 08-25-2011, 05:58 AM
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Old 08-25-2011, 05:58 AM
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:lol: :lol:
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Old 08-25-2011, 06:20 AM
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Still killem with kindness..... LOL LOL LOL
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hahahahaha... didnt expect that ending... funny... thanks!
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hahahahaha... didnt expect that ending... funny... thanks!
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Hmmmmm... My DH always calls me Toots.
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