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Thread: The stressed out Priest (funny!)

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    Super Member Kitsie's Avatar
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    SIPPING VODKA

    A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

    The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

    So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

    Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

    1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
    2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
    3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
    4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
    5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

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    I needed that laugh

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    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

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    Thank you for the first thing I've laughed at all day

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    Love it!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    That's great! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Thanks Kitsie! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    That was good, Thanks for sharing!

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    lol

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