Momsmurf

Just a Tap on the Shoulder

A passenger in a hired limousine leaned over to ask the driver for
the time and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The
driver shrieked, lost control of the vehicle, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb and stopped just inches from a plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the limousine. Then the
still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the
daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he
didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so
badly.
The driver replied, "No, no. I'm the one who is sorry. It's entirely
my fault. Today is my very first day driving a limo. I've been driving a
hearse for the past 25 years."

CoyoteQuilts

I'd wreck too! Good one.

Crabby Patty

This is just tooo funny.HeeHee

craftybear

rofl

deanneellen

Very funny!!! My husband used to be an undertaker so I can appreciate this kind of humor!!!

Momsmurf

Lucky guy... people were dying to see him!

;-) ;-)

quiltingcandy

I really have to share this one. Thanks!

cheri62

Thats a good one...........

SparkMonkey

Haha!!! My brother worked in a funeral home for a year in college in exchange for free room & board. Which means he lived IN the funeral home. He'd appreciate this one. ;)

lynnsim

Thanks for the funny joke!