Tap - Tap
09-06-2011, 10:52 PM
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Tap Tap
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to
take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in
the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-
tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear,
they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at
one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said, after catching his breath,
"You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to
take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in
the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-
tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear,
they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at
one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said, after catching his breath,
"You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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