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Old 02-04-2013, 10:33 AM
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Default Texting codes for senoir citizens

Young people have theirs,

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:


* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
















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Old 02-04-2013, 10:36 AM
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Thanks for my daily giggle! Too bad they are so true.
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Old 02-04-2013, 03:20 PM
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I am going to use these and see if anyone knows what i am saying my kids will say mom has sure messed this up my grandkids will just shake their head maybe ask if i have been into the wine

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That was funny!! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:18 PM
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How cute! Love them!
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Really cute! Doubt I can remember even one of them.
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LOL smiley face. He he
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Thanks Joyce!
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:53 AM
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When I mess up a text (infrequently - since that is how often I text) I use

TWO - Texting While Old
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Very funny!
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