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Thread: Texting codes for senoir citizens

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    Texting codes for senoir citizens

    Young people have theirs,

    Now Seniors have their own texting codes:


    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
















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    Thanks for my daily giggle! Too bad they are so true.

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    I am going to use these and see if anyone knows what i am saying my kids will say mom has sure messed this up my grandkids will just shake their head maybe ask if i have been into the wine

    LMG lost my glasses again

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    That was funny!! Thanks for sharing.

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    How cute! Love them!

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    Really cute! Doubt I can remember even one of them.
    Another Phyllis
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    LOL smiley face. He he
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    Thanks Joyce!
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    When I mess up a text (infrequently - since that is how often I text) I use

    TWO - Texting While Old

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    Very funny!

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