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Thread: Texting for Seniors

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    Super Member MissM's Avatar
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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,
    there may be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

    If you think of any more feel free to add to the list!!

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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    Super Member mrspete's Avatar
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    So, Sooooo funny, thanks.

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    Thanks I needed a good laugh.

    Gotta show these to hubby.

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    rofl

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    Hilarious! will have to text my sister FWIW...she "lost" her car in the Target parking lot. A policeman sat in his car laughing at her!! I thought it was pretty funny, too. Especially after I had spent 30 minutes on phone giving her directions to my house earlier in the day...she has been here several times but her hubby was always driving. LOL

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    Thanks, that was funny (.~~.)wipes tears from eyes)

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