Thank You Tide Funny!

Old 11-09-2009, 05:52 AM
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Dear Tide:


I am writing to say what an excellent product
you have.
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives
who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having a great product..

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.


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Old 11-09-2009, 06:45 AM
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Nice one Ninnie
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:23 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:25 AM
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tha tis too funny just sent to all my friends
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:17 AM
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ROFLMBO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:32 AM
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LOL Just made my day! My kitchen looks like a tornado went thru it, while I was away working this weekend.
Need to go buy some Tide before husband comes home from work......
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Tink's Mom
LOL Just made my day! My kitchen looks like a tornado went thru it, while I was away working this weekend.
Need to go buy some Tide before husband comes home from work......
You might want to pick up some Hefty garbage bags also :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:11 AM
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LOL
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:21 AM
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Great products have many uses!
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:40 AM
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Hmmmmm :twisted: :?: :twisted: :?: :twisted:

Good One Ninnie!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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