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Thread: Thoughts for the years end!.....funny!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Gentle Thoughts for Today and Any Day


    Birds of a feather flock together . . and then crap on your car.

    A penny saved is a government oversight.

    The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends..

    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .

    He who hesitates is probably right.

    Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

    If you think there is good in everybody, you
    Haven't met everybody.



    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

    There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'


    Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

    The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

    Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

    You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth... AMEN!!!

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    I can relate!

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    Boy,aint that the truth

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    thanks 4 the chuckle!

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    you always make me laugh.....I didn't laugh at the "the IRS"....there is nothing funny about the IRS>......xo

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    LOL Thanks for the giggles, and a couple a Full Out LOL's :)

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    So true :lol:

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    Thanks once more for a great picker-upper. :lol:

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    Thanks Ditter I Can Relate to That.

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