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    Senior Member Dorothy of Kansas's Avatar
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    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


    This is the cleanest E-mail joke
    I've come across in a long while!




    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    "What are you doing?"
    She asked.

    "Hunting Flies"
    He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?"
    She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




    Intrigued, she asked.
    "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded,
    "3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone."

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    Super Member zyxquilts's Avatar
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    heeheehee hahahahaaaaa!!
    Thanks for the giggle! :lol: :lol:

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    Super Member mary quite contrary's Avatar
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    That's cute!!!!

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    hahaha.... Funny!!! I love it!!


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    :lol: :lol: :lol: soo much truth in that :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ROTFLMAO!!

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    Thanks for my daily laugh. I can always count on you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Super Member Marcia's Avatar
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    That is really cute and my husband is going to get a big laugh out of it when I read it to him too!! Thanks.

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    was wracking my brain, before I got to the punch line...
    lmbo...now I'm laughing and my brains a wrack! :wink:

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    Power Poster Mousie's Avatar
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    ok, so that was a little cheesy...
    what do you expect from a wee mousie? :mrgreen:

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