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Thread: Today's joke

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    Member LeeJay's Avatar
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    Subject: KROGER Groceries
    Date: Thursday, August 05, 2010 7:51 PM







    Kroger Groceries

    >
    > Freshness.
    >
    > A new Kroger Supermarket opened in Macomb, Michigan.
    >
    > It has An automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before
    > it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of
    > fresh rain.
    > When You pass the milk cases, you hear cows moo and you
    > experience The scent of fresh cut hay.
    >
    > In the meat Department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled Steaks
    > and Brats.
    > In The liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp Smell of Tapped
    > Miller Lite.
    > When you Approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
    > the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
    >
    > The bread Department features the tantalizing smell of Fresh Baked
    > bread & cookies.
    >
    > I don't buy toilet paper there
    > Anymore.

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    Love it. lol

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    Cute.

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    Oh! LOL

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    Very cute, even my husband laught when I read it to him.

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    OH my!!!!

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    Wow!!! What an experience

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    LOL

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    Cute!

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    So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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