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Thread: today's smile

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    Two Trees and a Woodpecker

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

    Now wipe that smile off your face.

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    OHhhhhhhh, cute!!!

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    i like it.

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    like it

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    Funny. Thanks for the chuckle :)

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    :roll: ~~ :lol: ~ :lol: ... :thumbup:

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    thanks

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    oh my word...too funny!

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    :shock: :shock: CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

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    I love that. Sooooo funny.

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