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Thread: Today's smile

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    Today's smile

    One Sunday morning,
    a priest decided to
    do something a little different.
    He said
    'Today, in church, I am going
    to say a single word
    and you are going to
    help me preach.
    Whatever single word I say,
    I want you to sing whatever
    hymn that comes to your mind --
    the pastor shouted out
    'CROSS.'






    Immediately
    the congregation started singing in unison,
    'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

    The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began
    to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

    The pastor said 'POWER.'
    The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

    The Pastor said

    'SEX'
    The congregation fell into total silence.

    Everyone was in shock.
    They all nervously began to look around at each other
    afraid to say anything.

    Then all of a sudden,
    way from in the back of the church,
    a little old 87 year old grandmother
    stood up and began to sing
    'MEMORIES.'




    Pass this along and make someone smile today
    (I just did).
    Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

    Laugh... It burns calories
    True4uca

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    That was soooo funny!! Thanks.

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    Love it!! Thank you.

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    So funny! thanks for the smile.
    Donna

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