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Thread: This is too funny not to share

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    just-sew-together's Avatar
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    My brother sent this and I'm still laughing..... so had to share with ya'll. Happy Turkey Day!



    Pregnant Turkey



    *This is priceless - would love to do this.*



    One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my

    sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing

    how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to

    play a trick. She told my sister that she needed

    something from the store.



    When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of

    the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,

    and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the

    turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.



    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the

    turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the

    stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,

    she reached in and pulled out the little bird.



    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother

    exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant

    bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,

    my sister started to cry.



    It took the family two hours to convince her that

    turkeys lay eggs!



    P.S.

    I deleted his comment.......(Yep she's b----e!) :) :) :)

    :mrgreen:

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    I remember this one but it is still so funny!! Hard to believe anyone would be so gullible though!! :lol: :lol:

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    Ilove this joke! So funny!

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    Oh so funny. I love it.

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    OMG -- that's sooooo funny!

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