How to Start a Fight

Old 01-07-2013, 09:33 AM
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HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,















"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:04 PM
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Funny! Thanks for sharing!
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In the case of this household, the fight starts when DH and I park the 5th wheel in a tight narrow spot!! He He
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Oh, Ditter!
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Perfect for a friend of mine!! I just forwarded this to her, LOL!!

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Funny! Shades of Henny Youngman!
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You find the funniest things! Thanks for sharing, Ditter.
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Would have gladly bought my 1st mother-in- law one, she's to mean to die!
My second Mother -in-law was a gift from above, but we lost her shortly after we married. She was wonderful, she lived with us, in a mother-in-laws apartment. Miss her everyday, just didn't seem fair. She was a wonderful Lady that I was blessed to have in my life, even if it was only for a year and a half.
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Thanks Ditter!
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ditter u can always make me laugh. some times I send them to my brother n cousin, they ask where do u find all that u send..... I say ask ditter. lol
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