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Thread: Turning 40

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    When I turned 40 my husband said, "Wow! You're really getting old. I'm married to a 40-year-old woman. Maybe I should trade in your 40 for two 20s."

    I just looked him in the eye and said, "That will never work. You're not wired for 220!"

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    LMBO

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    Hahahahahahaha Great comeback!!!!!!!!! :D:D

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    Great reply :-)

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    Hahahahaha LOVE IT!

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    Good answer, wish I could think of quick comebacks like that when DH is picking on me LOL.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I got this from my cousin in Mobile,AL and I am sure she figured since I was divorced I would enjoy this.


    HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS WOMEN


    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

    Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. “Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,” she replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

    A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

    When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''

    (NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)

    Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
    But push the wrong button and your disconnected!

    Women are Angels.
    And when someone breaks our wings....
    We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick..... We are flexible like that.

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