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Old 03-14-2011, 09:09 AM
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Read until the end.....you'll laugh.... This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word

is 'UP.' It is listed in the
dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we
wake UP?


At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do
we speak UP, and why are the
officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a
report? We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver, warm < B>UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
lock UP the house and
fix UP the old
car.

At other times this little word has real special
meaning. People stir UP trouble,
line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one
thing but to be dressed UP is
special.
And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We
open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
night. We seem to be pretty mixed
UP about UP !

To be
knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP
the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP i s used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or
more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP . When the sun comes out
we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it
soaks UP the
earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap
it UP, for now ........my time is UP!

Oh....one more thing:
What is the first thing you
do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night?

U
P !



Did that one crack you UP?
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:13 AM
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I will have to share this with my friend who sometimes gets all worked UP over people's grammar. He'll have a blast with it!
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:14 AM
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really a great one, thanks ditter
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:05 AM
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Ditter you crack me UP
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:09 AM
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I think I am UP to passing this on!! Too funny!
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:18 AM
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Well that was a very up lifting reading.
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:32 AM
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Ditter I just love your "ponderings".
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:27 PM
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leave it UP to you to UP the ante on your jokes as we open UP our computers after we finish UP nighttime chores...
I have more but by now you probably want me to 'hush UP'
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LOL!
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Old 03-17-2011, 08:12 AM
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I just had to look it UP in the dictionary. It took UP half a page, had 28 definitions and listed it as everything but a noun. :roll: Notice my little smilely is looking UP
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