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09-03-2010, 07:57 AM
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A little girl asks her mother:
"Mommy, where do all the people come from?"
Her mother said, "Well, a long time ago, God created Adam and Eve and that's how it all started and that's where all the people came from."
OK, the little girl was satisfied. But a couple days later she asked her father the same question:
"Daddy, where do all the people come from?"
Her father said, "Well, a long time ago, there were 2 monkeys, and that's how it all started and all the people evolved from the monkeys."
So the little girl thought about this and went back to her mother and asked,
"Mommy, how come you said we all came from God and Daddy said we all came from monkeys?"
Her mother said, "Well, I told you about my side of the family, and Daddy told you about his."
"Mommy, where do all the people come from?"
Her mother said, "Well, a long time ago, God created Adam and Eve and that's how it all started and that's where all the people came from."
OK, the little girl was satisfied. But a couple days later she asked her father the same question:
"Daddy, where do all the people come from?"
Her father said, "Well, a long time ago, there were 2 monkeys, and that's how it all started and all the people evolved from the monkeys."
So the little girl thought about this and went back to her mother and asked,
"Mommy, how come you said we all came from God and Daddy said we all came from monkeys?"
Her mother said, "Well, I told you about my side of the family, and Daddy told you about his."
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