Charlee

[h=4]The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. [HR][/HR]MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Pbone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit![/h]

amandasgramma

Rolmao!!!!!!!!

Murphy

Ah, the printed word (rofl). Thanks for the chuckle.

quilt1950

How funny. I love it.

QuiltingCrazie

That's funny!!! thanks for sharing

QuiltnNan

very funny, thanks

valleyquiltermo

OMGoodness so darn funny, thanks.

Tink's Mom

Love it!!!

Nanamoms

HeHe!! ROFLMBO

cabinqltr

Oh, Charlee, that sounds so much like something that would come from our local paper. LOL That is so cute. Thanks, Ruth