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Old 02-09-2011, 01:02 PM
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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen

"What would you like for dinner my Love?... Chicken, beef or fish?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a******. I was talking to the cat."
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:03 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!!! :D
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:11 PM
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that is so cute
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:19 PM
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hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
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Originally Posted by toomanycats
hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
I'm from Texas so I bookmarked this one!

http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-94261-1.htm
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:22 PM
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LOL! Thanks for posting
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:50 PM
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Boy was he goofy!
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Old 02-09-2011, 02:36 PM
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Yep! That sounds about right to me!!!! LOL
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tears in my eyes from laughting
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