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Thread: What's for dinner? ****joke****

  1. 02-09-2011, 12:02 PM #1
    Chasing Hawk
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    Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen

    "What would you like for dinner my Love?... Chicken, beef or fish?"

    I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

    She replied "You're having soup, a******. I was talking to the cat."
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  2. 02-09-2011, 12:03 PM #2
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!!! :D
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  3. 02-09-2011, 12:11 PM #3
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    that is so cute
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  4. 02-09-2011, 12:19 PM #4
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    hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
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  5. 02-09-2011, 12:22 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by toomanycats
    hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
    I'm from Texas so I bookmarked this one!

    http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-94261-1.htm
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  6. 02-09-2011, 12:22 PM #6
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    LOL! Thanks for posting
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  7. 02-09-2011, 12:50 PM #7
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    Boy was he goofy!
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  8. 02-09-2011, 01:36 PM #8
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    Yep! That sounds about right to me!!!! LOL
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  9. 02-09-2011, 04:26 PM #9
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    tears in my eyes from laughting
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