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Thread: What's In a Name???

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    Super Member sewjoyce's Avatar
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    What's in a name?
    >
    > A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
    > with four young mothers and their small children.
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    >'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
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    > He turned to the second Mom, Ann, 'Your obsession is with money.
    > Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
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    > He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, 'Your obsession is alcohol.
    > This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy..'
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    > At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
    > little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has
    > no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willie
    > from school and get some dinner.
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    I laughed out loud with this one! Oh, very good!

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    LOL

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    So funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    hehehehehehehe :)

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