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Thread: Why Men are Happier

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    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:



    Men Are Just Happier Peopleó
    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be President.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays it's original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.

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    :lol: :lol:

    No Wonder!!!!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: So true!!!!!

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    I just read this to my son and we both laughed all of the way through it. Thanks for the giggle.

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    You all are so welcome.
    :-D

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    true and so funny

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    Loved it!!! I copied it to all my friends. Thanks for a good laugh.

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    aaahhh...the simple things in life....... :-D

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    I think this is so true! LOL Thanks for sharing. I've copied it & sent it to my DH & 2 Son's. LOL

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    HaHa - I agree with all of them except for "A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase". My DH went on an over-niter last week and took 5 shirts and 3 pairs of pants!! We're going on a 10 day visit to my folks next week. I shudder to think how long it will take me to fold all the shirts he "thinks" he will need for that trip. It's a good thing we're driving as I don't think we could afford the extra suitcases we'd need for his clothes if we were flying! (I think he's a closet fashion-maven!).

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