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Old 11-29-2010, 06:18 AM
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Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering..

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may be even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:32 AM
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

that's easy, it always rains cold water :-)
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:19 AM
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George Carlin started asking those questions a LONG time ago!!!! But, I have to admit, this is the first time I've heard of the answer to the sheep question!!! :)
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Really make you stop and think about some of them!! I also like the answer to the sheep question!
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:45 AM
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This is great! And who was better than George Carlin??
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:25 AM
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The braille on the drive-up tellers gets me every time. Maybe if they had braille machines on the passenger side........
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WHY? 8-)
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:28 AM
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MAYBE they were bigger once? 8-) You know in prehistoric times? 8-)
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giant prehistoric sheep grazing the landscape... I like that.
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