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Thread: Why Women Are So Bright ...Saturday's funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    We got off the Titanic first.
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    We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
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    Taxis stop for us.
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    We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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    No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
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    We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
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    If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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    We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
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    We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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    We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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    We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
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    If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
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    There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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    We'll never regret piercing our ears.
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    We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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    We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway

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    Funny and so true.

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    cute

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    Amen - sister!

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    AMEN, I say, AMENNNNNNNNNNN!

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    oh, I definitely had to share that one with some folks I know ;-)

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    Love it!! This is no joke just as I read the we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves my darling son passes gas and laughs!!! perfect timing!!!

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    Very amusing and very true!!

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    Ditter....I always look for your funnies!! They make my day :D

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    lol :lol: OHHHH HOW TRUE!!! MADE MY NIGHT!

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