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Why Women Are So Bright ...Saturday's funny

Old 09-17-2010, 07:22 PM
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We got off the Titanic first.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
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Taxis stop for us.
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We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
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We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
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If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
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We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
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If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
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There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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We'll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:29 PM
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Funny and so true.
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:38 PM
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cute
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:39 PM
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Amen - sister!
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:43 PM
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AMEN, I say, AMENNNNNNNNNNN!
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:43 PM
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oh, I definitely had to share that one with some folks I know ;-)
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Old 09-17-2010, 08:18 PM
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Love it!! This is no joke just as I read the we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves my darling son passes gas and laughs!!! perfect timing!!!
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Very amusing and very true!!
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Ditter....I always look for your funnies!! They make my day :D
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lol :lol: OHHHH HOW TRUE!!! MADE MY NIGHT!
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