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Thread: This will make you smile

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    Super Member Tussymussy's Avatar
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    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.


    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (---4) ***-**** and ask for Annie,




    I'll be waiting.....
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    Too funny! Thanks for the smile. :)

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    Precious!! How creative; bet it worked for 'her', too, LOL!

    Jan in VA

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    CUTE REALLY CUTE
    my DDFIL prefered his dog to women it met him at the door with a wagging tail not a wagging tongue

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    That is too sweet!

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    Cute! I bet the animal shelters would get a lot of animals adopted with an ad like this!

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    Very cute!

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    That is so cute. I have seen one like it before for 'Daisy'. As I recall, it worked well for her, too.

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!

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    Quote Originally Posted by litacats
    CUTE REALLY CUTE
    my DDFIL prefered his dog to women it met him at the door with a wagging tail not a wagging tongue
    HAHAHAHAHA sooo funny!!
    Love that pup, cute joke! :D

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