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Thread: Women Think of Everything!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

    Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. ---To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

    His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

    Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?'

    The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'



    And you know men won't ask for directions...

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    Too funny! Thank you! Printing this out for my quilting retreat happy hour!

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    Thats a hoot! =)

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    That sounds right!

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    Very good. :lol: :lol:

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    LOL Glad to see you back, Ditter. Missed you.

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    So true - thank you for the funny! Have a wonderful evening.

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    Love this one!

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    ROFLMAO!!

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    LOLOLOLOLOL

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