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Thread: Women's Revenge -- funny

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    'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

    'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

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    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
    at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL love it!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Got such a chuckle out of this. Had to read it to my hubby - he was looking at me funny as I was laughing at my computer. He just frowned. MEN - they just can't take a joke. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Love these, the 2nd one cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs

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    Funny

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    I'll have to remember the remote one. LOL.

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    laughed so much I have tears in my eyes.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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