Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
Wife: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
Husband: 'Definitely not!'
Wife: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
Husband: 'Of course I do.'
Wife: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
Husband: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
Wife: ' You would? (with a hurt look)
Wife: 'Would you live in our house?'
Husband: 'Sure. It's a great house.'
Wife: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
Husband: 'Where else would we sleep?'
Wife: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
Husband: 'Probably. It is almost new.'
Wife: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
Husband: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
Wife: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
Husband: 'No.. I'm sure she'd want her own.'
Wife: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'
Husband: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'
Wife: 'Would she use my clubs?'
Husband: 'No. She's left-handed.'
Wife: - silence –
Husband: ' . . . Sh*t.'