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Thread: You had to be there

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    COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........


    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

    We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
    "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

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    Very funny - I mean it. LOL funny.

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    Too funny

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    LOL! I bet she was shocked by his comeback!

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    Great come back!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    LOL funny.

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    OMG. Not what I was expecting. CRACKED ME UP :lol:

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    OMG!!! Fisrt I had to think about your dad's answer, Then I almost fell off my chair laughing. That was a good one - still laughing. Will have to take that one to work tomorrow.

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    That is truly wonderful! You must really enjoy him with that sense of humor.

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