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Thread: 'You just happened to catch my eye...funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    This one is an oldie, but if you haven't seen it, it's worth the laugh---it's punny!




    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at
    the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the
    nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward
    the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
    back.

    'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre
    followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
    shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
    for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is
    amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

    'You know,' he said, 'You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy
    you meet?'




    'No,' she replies. . .

    'You just happened to catch my eye.'


    (Oh shut up and just forward it!!)

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    Super Member C.Cal Quilt Girl's Avatar
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    LOL... How romantic, and a little gross :)

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    Senior Member mamahippychicky's Avatar
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    That is soo funny!

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    SO FUNNY! If you don't mind, I want to copy this and forward it to my email contacts.

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    Power Poster sueisallaboutquilts's Avatar
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    Very punny and cute! :)

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    lol!

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