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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

Old 10-30-2012, 06:18 PM
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Default You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.



9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.



8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.




5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.



3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.




2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.


No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:22 PM
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#1 is the best! I can identify with that one! I enjoy the little trick-or-treaters the best ....
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Old 10-31-2012, 09:11 AM
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Yup, that would be me!!
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Old 10-31-2012, 09:16 AM
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Ha ha ha...cute...I`m definately #1.........
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Old 10-31-2012, 09:40 AM
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I will be taking this with me to my Mom & Dad's later...Tinkerbelle my avatar will be trick or treating Grandma and Grandpa. They have special snacks for her.
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Thanks for the laugh. Happy Halloween to all.
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:59 PM
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Thanks Ditter!
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Old 11-01-2012, 05:59 AM
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Thanks for the chuckle, it sure brightens one's day. Have a great one yourself!
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Old 11-01-2012, 05:59 AM
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Too funny. Glad to hear from you, Ditter!
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Thanks, Ditter, for my chuckle of the day!
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