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Thread: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

    You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

    10. You keep knocking on your own front door.



    9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.



    8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.



    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
    and you lose your balance and fall over.



    6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
    And you're not wearing a mask.




    5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
    And you can't remember the rest.



    4. By the end of the night,
    you have a bag full of restraining orders.



    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.




    2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
    neighborhood with a walker.

    And the number one reason Seniors should not go
    Trick Or Treating...
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    1. You keep having to go home to pee.


    No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    #1 is the best! I can identify with that one! I enjoy the little trick-or-treaters the best ....
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    Yup, that would be me!!
    http://s1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh485/KitsieH/
    Never regret growing older, its a privilege denied to many.
    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

    Kitsie

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    Ha ha ha...cute...I`m definately #1.........

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    I will be taking this with me to my Mom & Dad's later...Tinkerbelle my avatar will be trick or treating Grandma and Grandpa. They have special snacks for her.
    Tink's Mom (My name is really Susie)

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    Thanks for the laugh. Happy Halloween to all.

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    Thanks Ditter!
    Mary

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    Thanks for the chuckle, it sure brightens one's day. Have a great one yourself!

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    Too funny. Glad to hear from you, Ditter!
    "A woman is like a tea bag-you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Thanks, Ditter, for my chuckle of the day!

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