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Thread: Your joke for today

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Entertainment at the Senior Center

    It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "S--T!", said the Hypnotist.

    It took three days to clean up the senior center!

    :lol:

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    FOFLMBO

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    That is so wrong but I love it. Gotta show it to DH. he works in a convelescent home.

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    That is hilarious.

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    You have made my day!

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    LOL, dh had to come in to see what i was laughing about.

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    Too cute...

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    I read this to my kids and could not stop laughing. Tears in my eyes.

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    DH will love this. Thanks for sharing.

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    Your jokes ALWAYS make me laugh!! Keep them coming.

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