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Thread: Quilting Joke

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    kimologies's Avatar
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    What do quilters and race car drivers have in commom?

    they both have to slow down around the corners!

    my boyfriend races so this joke just kinda came to me. hope you chuckled. I just finished this baby quilt this past weekend. I have 3 more baby quilts to make before June 1st. time to do some fabric shopping. yeah!!!!

    here's a shortcut tip: for baby quilts try using fleece for the backing and it serves as the batting too. you'll never have to worry about bearding. and it's oh, so soft!

    Ohio needs some warm weather for a change. Snow has been on the ground here since before Christmas!
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    Cute quilt!!! WElcome to the board from Southern California!!

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    Thanks. did you like the joke? or is it too corney?

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    Great quilt. Good joke. Welcome from the warm and sunny (at least today) greater Los Angeles area.

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    Nice job. :thumbup:

    And only the losing racers slow down for the corners. The winners keep the speed up. :lol:

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    Hi and welcome from the sunny state of Florida!! Cute baby quilt and joke too!

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    Hi and welcome from Oklahoma.

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    Cute quilt. I especially love the edging. I love your joke too. :thumbup:

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    Like the joke... LOVE the quilt!!! how pretty!

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    Hello to everyone, just joined in Feb., from MN. Have been reading the QMB-everyone seams so helpful and friendly--like one big happy family. I LOVE to quilt I am a third generation of quilting. I like to design my own patterns. I have just compleated the top of a PUFF QUILT, does anyone have any ideas how to attach the back? Will take any suggestions. MN QUILT LADY signing off for now.

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