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    He Saw My Machine

    I had a man come in to clean my carpet in my livingroom. My sewing room door was open and he said Oh, do you sew? Yes, stupid me says, I love to sew. Oh, says he I have four pairs of new pants that need to be shortened, could you do them for me? Thinking FAST, I said Oh no, I only sew quilts. He looked at me kind of funny. Can you imagine?

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    You weren't even tempted in the least to say, "Sure, take them off." And then give a dirty grin. :>

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    lol! Talk about opening a can of worms ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Candace View Post
    You weren't even tempted in the least to say, "Sure, take them off." And then give a dirty grin. :>
    rotffffffff
    Naughtyyyyy naughty...but super funnyyy
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    That's a hilarious answer, Candace! hahahahaha!
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    WOW, How funny!! A little off color but funny. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Candace View Post
    You weren't even tempted in the least to say, "Sure, take them off." And then give a dirty grin. :>

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    Lol!!! Some guys are weird.

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    Hey, I applique in church and afterwards (the minister is just fine with it) and I've had men ask me what I'm crocheting! This guy had a really big set of ______. To see something in someone's house where he is providing a service and assuming you would want to do alterations takes a lot of guts! I like your response. You are so kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candace View Post
    You weren't even tempted in the least to say, "Sure, take them off." And then give a dirty grin. :>
    VERY funny.

    Yeah, nobody sews anymore. Someone once offered to pay me to sew on their buttons.
    And to think I took sewing in HomEc as a kid and made an apron. I still have it!

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    ha hahahahahahahaha

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