I ran short a few pieces to finish up my patriotic quilt top and told hubby I need more fabric and he looked at me and said what is all that on the shelfs and I said it won't work with my pattern...LOL

The newer the mobile home is, the better the storage is.

I thought you meant putting all your sheets on the bed in a stack -so you could just peel off the top one, when you wanted a clean one LOL!...and putting the fabric in the sheets drawer!
Wouldn't putting all your stash on the bed be lumpy?
How about under the matress? You wouldn'y feel the lumps, maybe?

I like your bird, my quess is he/she is more friendly than my birds. I have a scarlet macaw, a blue and gold macaw as well as a blue crown conure. I have few clothes that have not suffered at the beak of one or another of them. And I still want a too.