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olgaflowers 10-17-2011 12:51 PM
This is funny :)thanks, for making my day !!

Deborah12687 10-17-2011 01:05 PM
I have seen the quilt police and they look like this puckered mouth short lady with eye glasses on her head. The sounds she makes are clicking of the tongue,hmmmm....then she raddles off all the bad things about the quilt stomps her feet then insults your quilt that you are working on. Ohhhh she also carries a big purse and gives you a ticket.

scrappy2 10-17-2011 01:13 PM
Originally Posted by babyfireo4
Hmmm.... I always picture them as really strict librarians with the "eagle eye" that finds every minor fault and holds a magnifying glass just in case they don't see an error right away ;)
"O" No" I think she lives down the road from me. She looks just like your picture except I haven't notice the Q on her shirt. I going to have to keep my eye on her. Thanks

QuiltnNan 10-17-2011 01:21 PM
Originally Posted by PaperPrincess
Well, I'm not 100% sure, but some of the quilting fairy godmothers at paper panache look pretty suspicious
http://www.paperpanache.com/MBs/MB61/YdisplayGmas.php
i just love those pp fgms.

Camping Angel 10-17-2011 01:26 PM
Police: "That is such an old fashioned way. I would...."

Quilting is a very fashionable way of expressing ones self.

JenniePenny 10-17-2011 01:30 PM
My quilt police who judges my quilts so harshly looks very much like the lady I see in the mirror. Mind you, this police woman only picks on me. Her voice says "if you are going to put the effort into this, you need to make it your best effort. This seam could be moved over just a whisker."

I wish she would be quiet sometimes.

Airwick156 10-17-2011 01:39 PM
Originally Posted by Deborah12687
I have seen the quilt police and they look like this puckered mouth short lady with eye glasses on her head. The sounds she makes are clicking of the tongue,hmmmm....then she raddles off all the bad things about the quilt stomps her feet then insults your quilt that you are working on. Ohhhh she also carries a big purse and gives you a ticket.
AND ITS MY MOM and her name is PAT. So beware of her she now lives in Washington State. So the rest of us are SAFE. lol

SuziC 10-17-2011 01:41 PM
Originally Posted by Olga,quilt's
This is funny :)thanks, for making my day !!
DITTO!

Twisted Quilter 10-17-2011 01:44 PM
Just look in the mirror! You are your own QP.

QuiltE 10-17-2011 02:01 PM
Originally Posted by Lori S
Trust me ! You will know .. they come in many forms , but give themselves away pretty quickly!
They typically start with phrases Like : "I would never", or "Is this your first quilt?" or the most obvious "why don't you....."
Or the most offensive "a good quilter would have......"
Uses a lot of ...
* you should have's
* pointy fingers
* stern, disdainful looks

and often with beady eyes looking over her nose in the air!


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