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JanieH 12-15-2012 10:34 AM

What a great story! Depending on the person that the quilt is going to, this could give rise to a whole new meaning of personalizing the quilt!

Jan in VA 12-15-2012 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by JulieR (Post 5719835)
Yep, I've done this. I always just hope it'll shrink up in the dryer.

Wait. That sounds wrong.

<snort!!><SNORT!> There goes my coke all over the laptop screen!!!:D

Jan in VA</snort!!>

ljfox 12-15-2012 10:56 AM

I went to a wedding shower and my sister had given homemade jams and pickles etc for the prizes. I won a jar of pickles and when we looked at it, one of the pickles on the side had formed into a perfect replica of man parts. She never noticed it when she canned them.
We won't eat the pickles because it is too fun having them on the shelf as a chuckle.

Greenheron 12-15-2012 11:09 AM

I wonder, are they "at ease" or "at attention"?

omaluvs2quilt 12-15-2012 11:14 AM

Ok ladies, you have no idea how badly I needed that chuckle this morning...quite entertaining!!!

My time 12-15-2012 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by tjk829 (Post 5718965)
So I had made a small lap quilt for my mother for Xmas and I thought this might be a good piece to try quilting myself. I did SID around the blocks and then decided to meander around the border. How hard can it be? I've watched friends do it lots of times. I thought it was going pretty well until my daughter ( she's 21) pointed out that some of the meandering looked like anatomically correct male parts! OMG! I am currently tearing it out and tomorrow taking it to an experienced friend to finish (very kind of her) I need to think of an excuse... honestly
meandering looked so easy. I believe I will start to practice on paper! Blushing....

Okay I'm sorry about your x-rated meandering....but this is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Oh man I can just picture them. Thanks for sharing and the chuckle.

Mimiqwerty 12-15-2012 12:19 PM

I decided to take a break from grading essays on The Scarlet Letter when I came across this thread. Best thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laugh.

skowron5 12-15-2012 12:29 PM

What a great post. I think we can all use a laugh today. Thanks for sharing.

mdall 12-15-2012 12:31 PM

OH my, I have been practicing at meandering and never really looked at the stitches to see what they formed. Maybe I should pay closer attention would hate to give that to someone who couldnt find the humor in it. After all I would have thought of it as completely accidental and histerical at the same time.

alisonquilts 12-15-2012 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by Charming (Post 5718992)
It is actually hard only the first couple of times...Good luck

Given the rest of this thread I'm not sure if this is meant as encouragement...or warning!

Alison-Still-Giggling


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