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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off :-D
Thank you for the info. I tried to figure it out but did not suceed.
Well, I sent it to my DH asking him if he wrote it---he told me no, but he should have.
At that point I quickly reminded him about his golfing, and about the expensive telescope that just sits in the garage.
He has not said a word since.