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Thread: THE WISDOM OF OUR TIMES

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    Senior Member QuiltinLee's Avatar
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    It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.



    You are not drunk
    if you can lie on the floor
    without holding on.


    We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'smart'?


    The original point and click interface
    was a Smith & Wesson.


    0A
    A fool and his money
    can throw one hell of a party.


    When blonds have more fun, do they know it?


    Five days a week my body is a temple.
    The other two it's an amusement park.


    LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
    USE BIRTH CONTROL


    Money isn't everything,
    but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


    Don't Drink and Drive
    You might hit a bump and spill something.


    If at first you don't succeed,
    skydiving is not for you.


    Reality is only an illusion
    that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


    Time's fun when you're having flies.
    Kermit the Frog


    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.


    Red meat is not bad for you
    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
    give the rest a bad name.


    Friends don't let friends
    take ugly people home.
    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
    to produce reproductive organs.



    Alabama state motto:
    At least we're not Mississippi


    Gaseous clouds
    have been detected
    around Uranus.


    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
    MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.


    GUN CONTROL:
    using both hands


    The more I learn about terrorism,
    the more I understand the phone company.


    The latest survey shows that
    three out of four people make
    up 75% of the population.




    Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist '.

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    Senior Member mrsj82's Avatar
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    SOOO FUNNY! Thanks for posting that, I needed a giggle today!

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    What a laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You made my day.

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    Way to funny :lol:

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    Lee,

    What a riot!

    I wanna party with you, babe!!

    Thanks for the funnies :-)

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    Way too funny :wink:

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