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Thread: X-rated meandering...Good Grief!

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    What a great story! Depending on the person that the quilt is going to, this could give rise to a whole new meaning of personalizing the quilt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JulieR View Post
    Yep, I've done this. I always just hope it'll shrink up in the dryer.

    Wait. That sounds wrong.
    There goes my coke all over the laptop screen!!!

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    I went to a wedding shower and my sister had given homemade jams and pickles etc for the prizes. I won a jar of pickles and when we looked at it, one of the pickles on the side had formed into a perfect replica of man parts. She never noticed it when she canned them.
    We won't eat the pickles because it is too fun having them on the shelf as a chuckle.

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    I wonder, are they "at ease" or "at attention"?

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    Ok ladies, you have no idea how badly I needed that chuckle this morning...quite entertaining!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjk829 View Post
    So I had made a small lap quilt for my mother for Xmas and I thought this might be a good piece to try quilting myself. I did SID around the blocks and then decided to meander around the border. How hard can it be? I've watched friends do it lots of times. I thought it was going pretty well until my daughter ( she's 21) pointed out that some of the meandering looked like anatomically correct male parts! OMG! I am currently tearing it out and tomorrow taking it to an experienced friend to finish (very kind of her) I need to think of an excuse... honestly
    meandering looked so easy. I believe I will start to practice on paper! Blushing....
    Okay I'm sorry about your x-rated meandering....but this is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Oh man I can just picture them. Thanks for sharing and the chuckle.

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    I decided to take a break from grading essays on The Scarlet Letter when I came across this thread. Best thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laugh.

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    What a great post. I think we can all use a laugh today. Thanks for sharing.

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    OH my, I have been practicing at meandering and never really looked at the stitches to see what they formed. Maybe I should pay closer attention would hate to give that to someone who couldnt find the humor in it. After all I would have thought of it as completely accidental and histerical at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charming View Post
    It is actually hard only the first couple of times...Good luck
    Given the rest of this thread I'm not sure if this is meant as encouragement...or warning!

    Alison-Still-Giggling

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