Todays laffy taffy joke is:
What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska? Cold Cream:D |
Originally Posted by QuilterMomma
(Post 5459761)
Todays laffy taffy joke is:
What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska? Cold Cream:D |
I can't resist...how does a pig write home?
With a pig pen! He he |
You guys crack me up! :):)
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Ok, ok, ok,
What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment! :D:p:D |
Originally Posted by quiltermomma
(Post 5462798)
ok, ok, ok,
what does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment! :d:p:d |
QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?
Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke. |
Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay fever! ;) |
See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.
I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? he was afraid of its bark. |
Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!
Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because the farmers milk them dry. Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL |
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