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    Super Member QuilterMomma's Avatar
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    Todays laffy taffy joke is:

    What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

    Cold Cream
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuilterMomma View Post
    Todays laffy taffy joke is:

    What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

    Cold Cream
    Oh my!! Where do you come up with this stuff.
    In my quilt lab!

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    I can't resist...how does a pig write home?

    With a pig pen! He he
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    You guys crack me up!

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    Ok, ok, ok,
    What does a pig put on his cut?


    Oinkment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltermomma View Post
    ok, ok, ok,
    what does a pig put on his cut?


    Oinkment! :d:d
    lol!!!!!!!!!!
    Fraew

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    QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?

    Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke.
    Anna Quilts

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    Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

    A: Hay fever!
    Fraew

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    See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.

    I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will.

    Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

    he was afraid of its bark.
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    Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!


    Q: Why don't cows have any money?
    A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

    Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL
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