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Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream

Originally Posted by QuilterMomma

Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream

Oh my!! Where do you come up with this stuff.

I can't resist...how does a pig write home?

With a pig pen! He he

You guys crack me up!

Ok, ok, ok,
What does a pig put on his cut?


Oinkment!

Originally Posted by quiltermomma

ok, ok, ok,
what does a pig put on his cut?


Oinkment! :d:d

lol!!!!!!!!!!

QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?

Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke.

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

A: Hay fever!

See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.

I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

he was afraid of its bark.

Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!


Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL