Seems the picture I posted of my 'front door wreath' is an idea that many can see the 'unweirdness' of it.
I have this hanging on the other side of the door (I have a son in the Navy) and I was going back and forth whether I was going to hang it on the outside when the Christmas season is finished. Thank you, for deciding for me - I'm going to!
(this is one of those patterns I made up from a pic I saw online, I don't know where, or who is responsible for it. If that person is on this list, thank you for the idea)